February 21, 2014
In its latest message to the American sheeple, via lamestream media, Der Homeland Insecurity warns of new shoe bomb threats. They state that this new ‘threat’ reminds us that we are under constant threat. Of course they want you to believe that – you tend to hand over your rights a bit more easily. They also state that this knowledge comes from “very recent intelligence” but go on to state this ‘threat’ isn’t specific to any airline, country, dimension, planet, or time. In the meantime, enjoy your full-body screening.